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| Q
I think it is a shame that they cut that very cool scene in Attack Of The
Clones where C-3PO finally get dressed by Padmé (he is very lucky
I guess) Kris Van de Sande |
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| A Most people think they get lucky if they get un dressed! AD |
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| Q
Since C-3PO was created on Tatooine, how in the world could he ask Luke
in Ep:IV that he wasn't sure what planet he was on? Was there some sort
of a memory wipe out? And also, did you notice that C-3PO never see's Darth
Vador eye to eye? Shawn, Canada |
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| A
Soon all will be revealed. Or Not. And many people don't see eye to eye
with Vader. And not just because he's tall. AD |
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| Q
One of my pieces had been recognized on your web page. You are calling it
a forgery and posting it for everyone to see. This is perfectly OK with
me if it is fake then please feel free to let people know. My only question
why am I the last one to know about it? I bought that piece [and others]
from what I thought was a honest dealer. It seems I have been scammed and
I have removed all the items and will be going back to the individual and
demanding refunds. It is 100% my fault I should have researched better.
I m a member and the UACC and I take this business very seriously and I
don't think that what you are doing is very fair. I think at least you should inform the seller and see if action is taken to remove the item, if the seller doesn't then you can feel free to smear their name all you want. In my case you poke fun at the fact that I have more Star Wars figurines for sell with a smart little remark afterwards. I can assure you I watched them all get signed with my own eye. I have made a mistake and for that I am sorry. My intention isn't to mislead or cheat anyone. This business is built on trust and I trusted an unworthy dealer. I am very sorry for this and it won't happen again. Your old friend. Andy AKA Amazing Autographs |
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| A
We are "calling it a forgery" because it is. But I suppose your
question is mine too. Why are you "the last one to know," that
it is a forgery? Because, if you take your role as seriously as you suggest,
then shouldn't you be the first to know? I'm not happy that you feel
it's unfair to advertise your sale of a fake without us going through the
further effort and time to contact you and argue the point, possibly with
nothing but a useless rebuttal. It takes enough time and resources to police
the scams in the first place, even with the help of so many concerned fans.
Might you, as a regular dealer, owe an obligation of due diligence to your
clients who trust you on the good provenance of your sales? As for poking
fun and smart remarks, perhaps bearing the sword of truth, you imply from
membership of an association, is putting yourself on a pedestal at which
snowballs might legitimately be aimed. Your honest confession of your own 100% fault proves the worthlessness of such membership, at least as far as authentication standards go. I'm just showing my caring for innocent fans who might otherwise be duped by unscrupulous dealers, of which there seem to be so many. Look at the wide range of penmanship on the Darkside. It smears the whole fun of collecting as a hobby. But I do believe that you are not someone who would deliberately cheat; though perhaps the sin of omission, in not checking the facts, is a sin of commission in thus perpetuating a lie. That said, I hope sincerely you wont be offended in keeping your name on the site, with a suitable - non smart - comment, to warn others who, like yourself, might be taken in by the cheats? Perhaps you could even join the team and expose the real wrongdoers. In which case, I would like to believe we could indeed go forward as "old friends." AD |
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| Q
Are you ever planning to return to the insider? Shortly after the WC stopped,
they ran several issues with statements that you would return with the WC
after the prequels were finished. Has the changeover between their managements
interfered? That's why I subscribed in the first place. Chuckles |
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| A
I wrote the Wonder Column long time ago when the Insider was edited by the
mighty Dan Madsen who has since gone from the moon of ewoks to deal with
the world of orcs. (I'm not sure about either species myself.) Now the excellent
www.starwars.com, edited by the brilliant and inventive Paul Ens, assisted
by the equally astounding Pablo Hidalgo, is the place to find what most
fans are looking for. Of course you can still read the back issues of the
WC in the Journalism pages of this site. Read and marvel. AD |
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| Q
I enjoy reading your recollections on your site. Most actors, I think, would
get bored of a movie they did last week, not to mention twenty-plus years
ago. But not you, and I find that truly refreshing. Also I have noticed
that C3PO's voice in Episodes 1 and 2 is higher in pitch than in 4, 5, or
6. Is this a consequence of your aging, or are you actively trying to modify
the voice in some way? |
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| A
The rather good thing about writing something down is that it endures on
its own. If I had to read my recollections aloud every time a fan tuned
to the website I'd be as mad as a Rancor's lunch box. As for the voice.
A machine is a machine but as they get older and worn (rather like humans)
the make different noises. Some of course are beyond discussion (you must
ask Ja-Ja about those kinds) but others make sense, as bones or gears or
vocal chords or sound emitting diaphragms get dried up and worn out. I decide
that the young Threepio might legitimately sound a little brighter in pitch.
We already know how he sounds in later years. And what's this "your
aging" thing? Just you watch your language! AD |
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| Q
I am a rather uniquely sized stormtrooper (5'11, 148 lbs) in the 501st Legion,
and I'm very curious to know how many pieces your C-3PO costume is comprised
of. And can you describe the process in which the costume is put on? If
I ever have the opportunity to create and wear a protocol droid costume
for charity functions, the information would be invaluable. Keith Abbott |
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| A
Does size still matter after the Princess's cutting remark to the tousle-haired
blond all those years ago? I am an honorary member of various platoons of
the 501st and no one worries about my shape. But getting into my costume
is something else. I think it's in seventeen pieces but I can't remember
if I'm including myself. I shall check next time I have the pleasure, which
looks like early 2005. Will it be the last? Anyway. Why would you ever consider
going anywhere dressed as a protocol droid? Not the easiest costume to wear
to a party and anyway (again) you'd need to ask Don Bies to go along to
help. I always do. AD |
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| Q
Sir Anthony! Yes, I address you as the true knight you are in
my eyes! In your shining armor, forever on your quest to quell those petty
so-called autograph-dealers who lure fans worldwide of their hard-earned
cash with a fake copy of your John Hancock. I pity the fools out there who
think they can meddle with the dark side and Get away with it. It is a stinking
business they're in, one that sadly undermines one of the greatest hobbies
on this planet! I take this opportunity to give you some words of wisdom
from Henrik Ibsen: "One should never put on one's best trousers to go out to battle for freedom and truth." Forever in endless support of your great and important quest, Geir J. Olsen, Norway |
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| A
I am pleased and honoured by your support. Thank you. Is your friend Ibsen
a Star Wars fan too? AD |
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| Q
I
just watched the "C-3PO: His Moment to Shine" web documentary,
and I enjoyed your warm reminisces. It's clear that you truly do have a
warm love of your character, and as a lifelong fan, I wanted to thank you
personally. There are too many actors who just go through the motions --
your warm embrace of C-3PO always comes through, and your spirit is a bright
beacon in the cold of the Star Wars universe. Adam Houhoulis, New York |
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| A
Perhaps the people you should really admire are the webdoc's director, Tippy
Buskin and her editor, Duncan Sinclair. They wove my words into a piece
that seems to have touched the hearts of so many fans. Thank you for your
thanks and thanks to all the others who thanked me. ( This is beginning
to sound like an Oscar speech so I wont thank anyone else today.) But I
am fond of Threepio. And I will treasure your last comment. Thank you. Damn!
I said I wouldn't do that! AD |
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| Q
Thank you for connecting to your fans. We really appreciate that
one of our idols will actually listen to our opinion. Will we ever discover
the backstory for the silver shin? LoserkidBXCR |
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| A
As you may have gathered from all the fluff that is surrounding Episode
III, Threepio is, for the first time, completely gold from knee to foot.
I believe this is in honour of the expensive carpets in Miss Padme's bedroom
and the rather elegant designs of her more public areas. I hope that remark
isn't open to misinterpretation. And now I come to think about it, in Ep
II, her bedroom had the privacy of Penn Bus Station. Oh well. Actually,
Threepio was always slightly embarrassed not to be perfectly formed so it's
a topic of conversation best not attempted. Artoo likes to talk about stuff
like that. AD |
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| Q
Thanks for the inspiration and unforgettable memories you've
displayed through the character of C-3PO. During my hardest of days... popping
in any of the SW flicks and watching any C-3PO scene...it never fails to
bring a welcome smile on my face and a well-needed reminder that there's
always enough love and hope to keep me afloat. I became teary-eyed and utterly
moved after watching the webdoc. Your comments on what C-3PO has brought
to the saga, and this being the final SW film, really hit me in the gut. Steve H (U.K) |
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| A
It is a slightly odd to think that I have done my last take as C-3PO in
a Star Wars film. The fact that I did it alone, walking along a piece of
blue carpet, talking to R2 who wasn't there, was merely business as usual.
I'd rehearsed, pulling along the studio vacuum cleaner for company! But I'm glad you appreciate the webdoc It's less gung-ho than the usual but that is perhaps no bad think. Sometimes the pace of SW related material can be rather intense. I'm happy to hear from a fan who doesn't always want to hear the whirr of light sabres. It's someone like you who makes the whole thing worthwhile for me. And don't worry, I suspect Threepio may return in some guise or other before long but before that, EpIII. I hope you enjoy it. And it's fine that it has all finished. It's been a long time. Thank you for being there. AD |
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| Q
I have read my name under the "The Dark Sides" on their home page.
I insist on it this out immediately take her away from my names since I
am not a swindler. I have this for it has this one guaranteed it to me bought
by one for himself around one a real autograph acts. At Ebay of the seller zhadum11 |
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Pardon? AD |
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| Q
In Episode 3 will Anakin give Threepio his gold covering or will he be spending
too much time going to the dark side and slaughtering the Jedi? And the
last time we saw Artoo and Threepio was when they were left behind at the
Geonosian arena. What happened to them before Anakin and Padme's wedding? Eli aka Darth Small |
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| A
Well
there's always a lot of slaughtering to be done in Ep III if you really
want to gain an All Areas Pass to the Dark Side. However Threepio has never
looked so perfect, as he would happily admit, so someone does something
right somewhere. As for the time before the nuptials; have you any idea how long it took to get the arena sand out of Threepio's parts (especially the ones that weren't showing) - to say nothing of my own! Then there was the dress to order and the cake, the gift list and the invitations, booking the church and the priest, the photographer. Well I think you can imagine it was a very exhausting time for Threepio, since Mrs Amidala wasn't around and he was basically the bride's mother, which makes a kind of sense when it was his daddy who was saying 'I do'. And Artoo, of course, was busy practising being a bridesmaid. He never did get it right. He and Threepio are still finding confetti in the strangest places. AD |
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| Q
I was curious about one fact from AOTC. When Anakin goes back to find Shmi,
he discovers from Watto that he sold her to Lars. When he visits the Lars
homestead, we already see Owen, in his apparent teens with Beru. Anakin
had made a comment about not seeing Amidala for 10 years. Is there something
I'm missing? Is this another behind the scenes bit that the viewer doesn't
know about? Teri Lintl |
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Sorry!
No idea. I only watch the bits I'm in. Sometimes, of course, I'm in bits
in bits. AD |
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| Q
Kudos
for displaying forged signatures and their sellers on your site. That's
an excellent idea. As a huge Star Wars fan and collector, I really appreciate
resources like this. Keep up the great work. Dave |
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Kudos
to you for being a huge Star Wars fan, who appreciates my efforts AD |
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| Q
I was surprised to find your name in the Lord of the Rings (1978). What
do you think of the actor reprising your role, Orlando Bloom? N. Lobo, London |
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I
was delighted that his performance clearly echoed many of the artistic nuances
that so inflected my own. Orlando has clearly learned most of his craft
from following my work and I think he may have a career as an actor of some
kind. His interesting decision, in the role of Legolas, was not to play
it as a brunette, as did I, but as a blond. I have never played a blond,
even in a cartoon. Now, of course, I play a grey. AD |
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| Q
When I pass by a dome-topped trash recepticle, I sometimes will stop beside
it and assume the famous "C3PO standing beside R2 with his hand on
R2's head" pose. I then will ask my companion, "Who am I".
Could be a good trick you could try. Randal and Emily Ray |
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Under
certain circumstances, the answer to, 'Who am I?' could be, " You are
Under Arrest!" Be careful. AD |
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Q
When In the scenes were you are traveling in Solo's ship, is the movement
of the ship made by a special simulator or is it just the camera playing
tricks? |
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The
cockpit was a hi-tech special simulator made of two scaffold poles and four
strong stagehands. The poles passed under the set, which was constructed
on raised base, and the four guys jumped up and down on them. It all looked
very silly. Until you saw the movie. AD |
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| Q
I
was recently alerted that my autographed poster was listed on your site
as being a forgery. Whilst I acknowledge that I cannot verify the authenticity
of the item, I bought the item from an autograph dealer in the US believing
it to be real. So I have no choice but to sell having bought it in faith
to be geniune. It deeply hurts me that you have decided to put the offending
matter on your website. My only wish is that you take it off your website
because not only is it damaging to my reputation as a seller on ebay but
now my respect for the actor himself, Anthony Daniels, as I WAS a loyal
fan of the original Star Wars trilogy. Thanks Nathan (space*monkey) |
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| A
It
deeply hurts me, not only to lose your respect - though quite why you should
have that reaction, I'm not sure - but that fans are sold pieces of junk,
like the one in question on The Darkside of this site. I assume that you
have informed the person to whom, according to eBay, it appears you passed
on this worthless autograph, in all innocence, that you now know it to be
a fake and are happy - whilst not ecstatic - to return any monies they may
have passed to you. In case you've forgotten, they are called Bertie Turn
2. Might I then suggest that you go, COA in hand, and demand the return
of the sum you originally paid to the person who, in all innocence, sold
the offending item to you in the first place. Please write and tell us what
happens. I am sorry that you have been the victim of this crime and believe
that you should not be offended by sharing your experience with others as
a warning to them. AD ps I was rather surprised that you are still trying to pass on your expensive mistakes to unsuspecting fans some months after this correspondence. Never forget, you have a choice. It seems to me that you are still making the wrong one - possibly not something a "loyal fan" would do. No thanks. |
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| Q
I'm am gutted [that he has bought a bunch of fake autographs]... but not
surprised after reading your website. I've spent so much time and money
in buying these items. And felt that I've been asking the right questions
and getting (what I believed to be) the right answers. I feel such a fool. I really believed I was spending money on some quality Star Wars memorabilia. This news really could quite easily spoil the star wars magic...except I believe the force is stronger than the dark side! All of the posters came with a lifetime guarantee...I know that means nothing by law...but it means everything to their reputation. Especially to the company who I haven't left ebay feedback to, yet! I will also report them all to ebay and threaten them with fraud prosecution. All the best - your work and efforts have saved so many of us "gullible" fans. Richard |
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| A
You are not a fool and the Star Wars magic is far bigger than the
cheap cheats will ever be. Respect for othersand indeed self respect isn't
strong in them, but the Force will be with you always - through the
enduring magic that really is Star Wars. AD |
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| Q
I want to support your actions for listing false eBay auctions.
I think the buyer beware should be noted to all that buy over the Internet.
I'm sorry to state that I do not own any autographs per-say of one of the
greatest characters in SWars (C3PO), or any other stars. But my point still
stands and I support you. I think it is important for those who have purchased
fakes to be notified in someway. Thanks again, Chris |
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| A
NOT own an Anthony Daniels autograph! If it were not for the rest of your
letter I would have thought you were totally lacking in sense, taste and
perception. However, reading on, I find that your judgment is outstanding.
Thank you for your support AD |
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| Q
Even though I know that you really don't know... In A New Hope, Vader says "I have not felt this presence in a long time", who is he talking about, his Jedi Master, his Son Luke, or the wonderful Droid that he created so many years before on Tatooine? Dan: Pennsylvania |
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| A
I
don't know how you know that I don't know but I think I know what you want
to know though I don't know if I really know. Now we've got that straight,
wonderful and charismatic though Threepio may be, I always understood that
it was Obi Wan whose presence the leather-fisted Lord so quickly recognised
because, as you will eventually learn, he never knew hi uh uh uhh I uh can't
uhhh breathe uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh |
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| Q
I
greatly enjoyed perusing your website. It is heartening to find an actor,
regardless of his claim to fame, taking time to interact and give back to
his fans. I especially like the updated listing of appearances, and The Dark Side serves a very good purpose (policing forgers) and is entertaining as well! Having worked in the game and toy industry, I have had the pleasure of meeting Anthony Daniels in person (only because he borrowed a CD player from our booth when his stopped working) and found him to be as erudite, genuine and entertaining as his comments on this site would seem to indicate. Keith Winkler: Georgia |
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| A
You are a gentleman
and, as the say, a scholar (Not many would dare the word 'erudite' in public).
The tone of your message implies that I must have returned your CD player
- eventually. AD |
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| Q
I am a hobby collector (NOT a dealer) and I regularly use my Ebay name of
'Jonflogit'. I was rather shocked to find that a star wars poster I sold
recently has been highlighted as a fake, on your website, and me along with
it. I bought [it] from '**' on Ebay - & he is apparently already recognised
as a villain on your site in your hall of shame. I bought this item in good
faith, and so I have now asked him for a refund in full, and have also told
him that I will hand it to the police. I am very sorry that this has inconvenienced you, and ask kindly for you to review this situation I am in. I am not a con-artist. I therefore ask you to please remove me as an offender, and help me work towards getting this situation/ scammer sorted. Jon |
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| A
It doesn't inconvenience
me. It does make me sad that this sort of thing is so common. It certainly
sounds as though you have been taken advantage of, and now unfortunately
may have done the same thing to someone else, without realising it. A long ime ago, fans collected autographs to possess a relic of a particular personality, as a symbol of their respect and pleasure in that entertainer's work. Now, for the most part, it has become an industry, where a signature is merely a disembodied token, with as much intrinsic joy as a Monopoly money - to be collected without thought, just to make up the set. This industry has many, many honest and joyful participants. It is a shame that a selfish minority spoil what should be an innocent pleasure. The FBI are diligently pursuing this form of white-collar crime, and in the UK, local council Trading Standards officials are regularly involved. They are the people you may wish to contact. And the police. For legal reasons the seller's name has been edited from your letter, but if it's any comfort, I personally believe you and thank you for your involvement, though perhaps unintended, in my simple aim to protect the fans. Please let me know what happens. AD |
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| Q
We were contacted by a recent buyer of one of our Star Wars cast signed
posters. "JonFlogit" stated that it was a forgery. We were directed
to your website for further information and are very concerned. We are a very honest, and reputable autograph company in the United States. We either obtain the autographs "in-person" or purchase them from reliable collectors who we have been associated with for years. Our records indicate that these posters were obtained by one of our collectors as he attended several SCI-FI conventions over a period of years. After purchasing and receiving the signed posters we then did our best to confirm signature authenticity. Only then did we list them on eBay. We will never list any autographed item that we do not totally believe is 110% authentic. We will immediately suspend all auctions, or sales that involve Anthony Daniels, and Star Wars. We will also contact each, and every "buyer" who has purchased a Star Wars signed poster from our company, and issue an immediate, and full refund. I have personally been collecting autographs for years. I have had the pleasure of meeting Anthony Daniels, and having him autograph items for my personal collection. It seems as though I have been trusting the wrong people. In the future we will be much more diligent in our purchasing of any autographed items. Keavin Lawdermilk President TCB Security & Entertainment Co, Inc. eBay Seller: Grnberet1980 |
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| A
And also a little
more diligent about the "collectors" you employ, I hope. Unfortunately
you used the same 110% standard in your ebay terms and conditions and still
managed to offer items that were 110% fake. So perhaps standards all round
need revising? But I think it would be a terrific gesture of your obvious
good faith, to contact your purchasers and give them refunds. Maybe you
could encourage your fellow dealers to be more responsible as well. And
maybe you and Jonflogit have learned a lesson. Clearly, the price of a genuine
autograph is eternal vigilance. But it's not just my autograph that is faked
on ebay and beyond. From producers to ewoks, I regularly see forgeries of
their signatures on posters, photos and merchandise, though with an ewok,
it is hard to tell. AD |
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| Q
Well, this is the very last Star Wars movie. I've been dying to see the
circle of the saga completed but as a fan, I'm sorry to see it end. Your
performance as C-3P0 was main reason why I enjoyed the movie so much. I was a 9-year-old, enduring multiple surgical operations. My childhood would be spent in body casts and braces - stuck in a bed or a wheelchair, with no place to go. Then Star Wars came out. It caught me up body, mind and soul. But the golden boy to me wasn't Luke, Han or Chewie. It was C-3P0. He made me laugh, made me cry and made me cheer. He was funny with the one-liners, noble in telling Luke to leave him behind, and sad when he saw his friend blasted by Darth Vader. And for some reason, no one seemed to appreciate his finer qualities. My father thought the droids were "childish and for kids." I thought you guys were the best thing since Laurel and Hardy. I also knew how hard it was to move inside that costume. I realized that C-3P0 had an actor underneath and I empathized because I had a full body cast, and it was hot and heavy. But still, your intelligence, mannerism and voice came through, and it inspired me to make the best of my situation. The toys, books and other merchandise helped me transcend the body casts, beds and operations. I was no longer trapped. I drew the droid, I built the model kit and read the books. My C-3P0 action figure was lovingly worn by many hours of playing. The term 'merchandising' doesn't mean that much to a kid who simply enjoys the toy. The question you will be asked a million times is, "How does it feel to know this is the last Star Wars movie?" For this fan, it will be like saying good-bye to an old childhood friend. You promise to see each other again, but you know it's unlikely. And being older now, I also know that you should make the most of your good-byes. Thank you so very much for being C-3P0. Mr. Lucas and you helped me through a very difficult time. I will always enjoy the memories. Mike Lukash |
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| A
So what's your
dad's problem! Droids are for kids indeed! Pah! I say. I hope
he at least appreciates the gift of having a son like you. A son who epitomises
all that is thoughtful, sensitive, intuitive, intelligent, articulate and
perceptive! You clearly take after your mother. Your letter and your thanks touch me. Isn't there something rather wonderful about amusing kids? I was given the role of C-3PO, never knowing how it would all turn out and how, from time to time, someone would understand what I was trying to do; understand and appreciate. There are elements of the saga, and certainly of Threepio's personality and finer qualities, that I will miss. But he will live forever, in the ether that is video, cable, DVD and entertainment-brain-implants, that I'm sure are even now being inserted into blister packs for Christmas 2009. Whatever the medium, it is people, people like you that have kept the saga alive. So Thank you. Thank you all. Most of us have difficult times. I hope most of us have happy memories too. I'm glad to have provided the latter for you. And you're right about good-byes. But I'm not saying good-bye. Not yet! AD |
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| Q
When Anakin goes back to find Shmi, he discovers from Watto that he sold
her to Lars. When he visits the Lars homestead, we already see Owen, in
his apparent teens with Beru. Anakin had made a comment about not seeing Amidala for 10 years. Is there something I'm missing? Is this another behind the scenes bit that the viewer doesn't know about? Teri Lintl |
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I
don't know. AD |
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| Q
From day one See-Threepio has been the heart (along with your stubby counterpart,
R2-D2) of Star Wars. He was the 1st action figure I got waaaay back in 1978.
Granted, I melted him by leaving him on the furnace, but I've since bought
other incarnations. My question is about C-3PO's his cartoon adventures.
I'm happy to say I've taped every episode of the Droids cartoons of the
80's and I love Threepio's grasp of so many languages. Ahh, to hear Shakespeare in the Biituu dialect... I digress. Will Threepio be in the upcoming Clone Wars on the Cartoon Network? Will we hear your voice (it would be a sin if anyone faked C-3PO) and (hopefully) hear some more otherworldly linguistics? T'would be divine. Jason R. Serra |
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| A
I thought you
were a man of taste and discernment until I got to the bit about the furnace.
Moving swiftly on
personally I had a lot of fun on Droids,
despite its rather problematic production qualities. I should point out
that the Biituuns are in fact strangers to iambics thus rendering the Bard's
words into the poetic metre of a chain saw. But I am thrilled to say that,
yes - as you probably now know - I do speak in the new Clone Wars
since the producers are far from sinners: I would stop short of saying they
were divine. I'll see what we can do about alien linguistics - though I
just got back from shopping at Tesco where the level of communication was
clearly from another planet. AD |
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|
Q
I
read about a deleted scene with a worried Threepio about its coverings
and Padmé coming with a solution. I watched the DVD, and didn't
see this scene in the special features. Is it really in the DVD? |
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| A
No.
They ran out of space - odd in a space movie, so perhaps they ran out of
something else. Sad too, since it was a rare moment of insight in the entire
saga into Threepio's troubled personality. The missing scene went something
like this... Discovered alone in the Homestead garage by an insomniac Padme - concerned by the sudden departure of her fledglingly murderous boyfriend - she asked if Threepio was happy. He soulfully confirmed that he was not un happy, and that indeed everyone there was very kind and considerate. He only regretted that Master Annie had been made to leave so quickly - a mediclorean problem as far as I remember - and had no time to finish his handiwork as Maker and add the requisite coverings to his creation. It was very difficult to be like this. This? Enquired the feeling Padme. Naked! Replied the ashamed and sensitive droid. Naked! It simply wasn't protocol! For Threepio, existence is nothing without a proper structure of what is correct. Imagine the trauma of the intervening years as he wandered unclothed around the moisture vaporators in the liquid gaze of the nubile Beru. Protocol generally frowns on public nudity, even on the giant beach that is Tatooine. Moved by this confession Padme's eyes dropped - metaphorically- to the empty floor where she found at her feet, a box of covering. I never noticed, said the astounded droid, whilst admitting that he was not very technically minded, in a manor of speaking - possibly an admission of total blindness would have been more accurate - Gracefully bending to rummage in this newly noticed treasure chest, the sharp-eyed ex-queen found another chest and a face and more besides - good taste requiring that some things are left to the imagination. The scene ended with a fully clothed and ecstatic droid posing for Owen and his bride under the contented eye of the resourceful Padme. We originally shot Threepio as a puppet (see Gallery 1 for proof). However, once the scenes had been cut and processed by ILM, to the point of perfection (especially the acting), Mr Lucas realised that this was not the moment to spend so long away from Anakin making sand-people-sushi. So we had to go back and fix all the previous scenes using the fully dressed, if rusty, droid. The inference is that it was Shmi who completed her son's handiwork. The moment never made it into the movie. And it never made it to the DVD. And I thought it was rather moving. Oh well. AD |
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| Q
Just a query on the scene cut from ESB where Threepio removes a "warning
wampas" sticker from a door in the rebel base on Hoth, and the unfortunate
stormtroopers are attacked. Why was it cut from the film? I have only ever
seen still photos and have been intrigued ever since and it would be interesting
to read your thoughts on this. Chris Axten. |
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| A
Not being a firm
believer in mind reading, pyramid selling or telekinesis, rather than reading
my thoughts, I suggest you read Wonder Column Number 4 in the Journalism
pages. Read and wonder. AD |
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| Q
I know that Luke used his force to make you spin around in the air and all,
but the Ewoks seem convinced that you are a god. My question is -- Are you
really a god? Something tells me you are. Kyle Keiran Memphis, USA |
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| A
It wasn't Luke's
force. It was the special effects chap using his for the perilous job of
steering me in my hanging basket along some overhead rails. I was using
my force to hang on and hope the wires didn't snap. As for your question,
I'm rather surprised that you had to ask. AD |
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| Q
I found it interesting that while filming you would actually give R2 lines
to help you feel like you were actually talking to someone, to help 3P0
react better. I wonder what kind of attitude and personality you have given
your little buddy. I always imagined him as being very sarcastic to 3P0
in all their conversations. John Walker IV |
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| A
Yes, I did write
out his lines, since no one else had. And it got a bit lonely and frustrating
talking to myself. Of course this activity bordered on the schizophrenic
but who wouldn't become strange wandering alone in a desert. Since sarcasm
is held to be the lowest form of wit, it is natural that you would assume
it would be the chosen mode of expression for R2. However it still requires
some sort of basic wit in the first place. I do not believe that wit appears
on the specification manifest of a thermo capsillary-dehousing assistor.
In R2's case, I am sure. If you only knew some of the expressions he comes
out with! By the way, are you a sequel or prequel? AD |
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| Q
I have two white cats I've named Anakin and Amidala. My friends
think I am strange, but I find it cute... at least they aren't my flesh
and blood. What do you think? PrincessDroid1978 |
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| A
I think you're
strange. AD |
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| Q
The time and energy you expend for we the fans (eg this site) is a rare
and much appreciated gift. It's great to see how much you love 3P0. Why
do you think some Stars have fallen in love with their characters but others
want nothing to do with Star Wars or the roles that made them stars? Steven Cavanagh |
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| A
Thank you for
your thanks but I should point out that Threepio and I are just good friends. AD |
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| Q
I Have
you ever asked any other stars to do exactly what you do on your website?
Meaning, have them police eBay auctions and post the obvious forgeries
you have set a precedent in the autograph industry and clearly put yourself
out as an icon of autographs in doing so. Seriously, you cannot fully appreciate
how many of us respect that page, the Darkside. Autograph collectors, even
autograph dealers like myself fully support the movement you have set forth.
Michael Kasmar |
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| A
It's
good to know that I haven't alienated everyone in the galaxy, just those
with a lot to lose by selling forgeries. Thanks for your support, which
is mirrored by many who write to me at this site and goes a long way to
counter the abuse thrown in my direction by disaffected traders. Of course
it misses but I'm afraid I have to leave it to others to decide whether
they're interested in all the work it takes to "police" their
signatures. Personally, I respect the fans enough to make the effort on
their behalf. AD |
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| Q
I
am a fan of the droid-duo, and was dismayed by the amount of people trying
to con those willing to buy Star Wars memorabilia by faking autographs.
However, I was impressed by your encyclopaedias-worth of anti-scammer evidence.
Keep up the good work in destroying the darkside. L.Ekert |
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| A
Even
I can't destroy the Darkside by myself. But with support like yours and
others, who knows? So polish up that lightsaber and let's go. BZZOOOOOOMMM
WMMMMM ZZZUUU etc AD |
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| Q
I
wanted to thank you for your
pointing out my fake signed items. I
returned the items to the dealer and he gave me a full refund
and even
went as far a refunding the custom frames and plaques I had made
I'm
now no longer £500+ out of pocket, excellent news indeed
Anyway,
I believe the shop are considering prosecuting the guy. Richard Carrington. |
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| A
I'm
so glad the shopkeeper stood by you, concerning AliKesh20. Congratulations
on not taking the matter lying down - as they say. I've removed the other
interesting comments you make since I cannot prove or therefore publish
them. But your evidence gives great cause for concern and it is being pursued
elsewhere. AD |
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| Q
In
AOTC when you are on the conveyor belt you mention that you are worried
about R2 D2 as the little fellow is always getting in to trouble. How do
you know this? You've only met him briefly in Episode I and slightly more
in Episode II but you've shared no adventures. Or have I missed something?
Brenda Clark |
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| A
Yes
you have! You must realise that, though George Lucas occasionally removes
the camera from the seminal exploits of the two droids to watch what some
of the other characters are up to, nevertheless the two machines continue
to have a life of their own, well, perhaps existence of their own. For instance,
the long flight involved in Ep II meant that once lunch had been served,
the movie (Indiana Jones -XIV) finished and after a short nap, R2 passed
the time by chattering to C-3PO. The latter having lead a rather sheltered
life on Tatooine where, apart from the odd marauding Sandperson, the only
potential danger was having his parts painfully sandblasted by the desert
wind, was naturally astounded at the elaborate tales of heroism that R2
claims in his autobiographies. Since modesty is not a word in R2's memory
bank, the stories took on a rather dramatic quality featuring him in the
lead role. This caused Threepio to take a couple of Anadin. He is now resting
before the rigours of Ep III. AD |
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| Q
I
have been to Tunisia and went in the Sahara desert (Dune Sea) and also I
visited Matmata. I was wondering as you had no give in C-3PO's costume how
did you manage to keep your balance on the shifting sand and rocky terrain?
Anietta UK |
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| A
So
you too have survived the Tatooine Experience! Well done! No doubt the odd
grain of sand is still lurking about your person and items of a personal
nature. As you may read in one of the Titan pages on this site, I did indeed
fall victim, and down, to and on the shifting sands of the desert. Stretches
of it had the stability normally found in the dribbling grains of an egg
timer. I would often be the first to try out a particular route, not so
much as a kind of mine-clearing device for a chicken-hearted crew but because
they didn't want any human footprints to spoil the futuristic historic environment.
One day the inevitable happened and the forces of gravity took me on a rather
frightening trip. However, the suit wasn't damaged at all. As for the rocks
we had to wait another 25 years and the different location of the Homestead
interior at Matmata for me to make a rather more spectacular, quite scary
and very expensive acquaintance with the planet's surface. I may have recovered
but Threepio will never be the same again. Oddly, the documentary crew,
having filmed the first five takes, decided the sixth, final close-up of
Threepio, did not need to be covered. Big mistake. It was the only real
bit of drama to happen that day! AD |
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| Q
Thank
you very much for the action taken on your site about fakes. It is very
reassuring to me and many others
I am currently trying to obtain refunds
from this company as the items were supplied with COA's. Here is a quote
from SignedByStars that you may find entertaining. "total rubbish,
none of our items are fake, please supply independent proof from a qualified
authenticator, i strongly recomend sotherbys as they are they are the best." Stephen Ankelen |
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| A
Sotheby's?
(as it is actually spellt, on my planet at least). Wasn't one of their (now
ex) chief executives recently wearing an electronic tag due to a conviction
for some questionable activities whilst in office with this august company?
Birds of a feather? If this is indeed a quote, then it's more 'total rubbish'
from Signed By Stars! Sadly, I don't find it entertaining at all, apart
from there gramer and spellin. AD |
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| Q
On
a ten-scale I'd give AOTC forty-seven. Threepio shone (metaphorically) more
than in any of the other films! The "...such a drag" and "beside
myself" lines were dry wit of James Bond quality. There's a thought!
When Brosnan calls it quits Threepio could take over as 007! His programming
might need a wee bit of modification, as he's never exhibited much in the
way of a libido... Lasse J. Nordvik |
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| A
Nice
idea, C-3POO7. But his life-style doesn't present too many opportunities
for libidinous activities. R2D2 can hardly be regarded as an object of desire
- or am I missing something? AD |
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| Q
I have to tell you that I am emphatically disturbed to see my name listed
on your "scum and villiany" page. I have no part in the origin
of the autographs, I am just a seller!! Futhermore, I do not appreciate
this slander and I will not be selling any items with your name listed on
my items. In return, I ask that my name be taken off of your "scum
and villiany" page. I will be looking into the origin of the autographs
I sell, and stop selling items that could be forgeries. I also may ask,
"How do you know everything you have signed, or your secretary, do
you think it could be possible that maybe one of the items listed on your
page may be LEGIT"? John B. |
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| A
Then we are both
"emphatically disturbed", as are the many correspondents
to this site on the subject, who seem grateful that we are trying to stop
them being ripped-off. Of course the fact that your name appears is purely
because an item is or was for sale that is a forgery and you are the person
selling it. These are simple facts. No implication of fraudulent motive
is made. However, "
I am just a seller" seems to indicate
that you felt no responsibility for the authenticity of what you sell, though
I'm glad it appears that you may do so from now on. I'm sure your customers
will be relieved. As for your last comment, any signature on which there
is the slightest doubt is not posted. But, on the evidence to date, I hope
you will forgive me for claiming to be a higher authority on my own autograph
than you. AD |
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| Q
I
was wondering what it was like during AOTC when you went back to the real
spot of the Lars home. Was it cool to be back after so long? Emily |
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| A
Actually
it was incredibly hot. We were there in the summer months this time around.
Our first visit was in winter and it could be quite chilly. This time I
learnt that it was a good idea to wear factor-50 sun cream whilst I sat
around the set. But it would have been a better idea to take it off before
I put on the suit. I cannot describe the blinding pain, unless of course
I used words like blinding pain, to describe the blinding pain I experience
as the factor-50 combined with the perspiration flooding down my face and
into my eyes as I cooked away inside my very personal oven! On a more spiritual
note, it was indeed strange to be standing on exactly the same piece of
salt waste where I had first worn the suit some 26 years before. The charms
of Tunisia are such that I had not felt the need to return in the interim
but it was easy to remember my first visit and ponder on the years between
and what they have meant for me. I pondered for quite a while. AD |
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| Q
Is
Star Wars Episode VI the very last film? I mean, will George Lucas ever
produce Star Wars Episode VII? Linn Markryd |
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| A
Yes
and no. AD |
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| Q Surely the producers have made accommodations in recent years to make the costume more comfortable for you? For example, in AOTC, after R2-D2 reattaches C-3PO's head, he sits up of his own volition. Was this a CGI version of C-3PO, or were you actually able to sit up in the costume? | ||||
| A
You
have clearly not met the head of the math department at World O'Lucas, Rick
McCullum. New suits cost money. This is not an option. So the suit I wear
in AOTC is the same as in ROJ, artfully painted by Justin Dix from downtown
Australia. I was able to sit up straight in the shot due to the length of
time I spend in the gym, pursuing a six-pack (hopelessly!). It was also
due to the length of timber wedged under my back and later removed by ILM
that, with two helpers at the far end pressing down on a fulcrum between
us, acted as a lever to help me up. It all worked rather well but the sand
got into some interesting places. AD |
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| Q
In SW ep2, everybody seemed to enjoy the part when 3PO's head was added
on to a Battle Droid's and vice versa. But I wondered how each end worked
by itself when it wasn't joined to the Battle Droid. Ben Keeler, UK |
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| A
I
acted both parts dressed as Threepio and it was ILM who moved the bits around.
But at least I/he got to do something that I/he have/has wanted to do for
years - wield a blaster! It had to be wired into my hands, as it was too
cumbersome to hold with Threepio's mitts on. Being a childish person I did
actually make kapoww noises as I fired but I came out with a rather different
line from the one you hear in the finished movie. We had to dub it or change
it to an 'X' certificate! AD |
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| Q
I
had a great time at Celebration II; you were very entertaining as the host
and made the extremely long lines worth the wait. I want to ask you if while
you are filming, do you
do all of the action sequences in costume, and then dub the voice in later?
Ben Johnson |
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| A
So
many have written happily about CII and me: less happily about CII and the
lines. But thanks to all who had fun and told me about it. Somewhere in
a Wonder Column is the full story of how I have a tiny microphone
inside Threepio's face with a radio transmitter sending rather breathy speeches
back to the radio receiver and tape deck, whilst I perform the scenes. Months
later I return to a dubbing studio with Mr Lucas and spend hours mimicking
my moments and performance, whilst giving the sound designers a squeaky
clean (i.e. no squeaks from the costume marring the superb performance)
performance. I do actually stand there as if I am wearing the costume. That's
how I match up the performance but it looks a little silly. Do I care? But
on the set, guess where they stick the transmitter! AD |
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| Q
Unique
Collectibles, one of the companies you cite in your "Dark Side"
forgeries section, recently went out of business. I do not doubt that they
forged your signature on the photos posted on your site. However, I am now
HIGHLY distraught because I purchased a $200 piece from them because a few
collectors told me it was one of the collecting hobby's "gold standards."
It folded abruptly - I assume because everyone who was involved in its scams
wanted to avoid impending investigations. I trust only one autograph company
now. Anyway, thanks for your exposure of fraudulent salespeople. Michael G. |
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| A
I
am sad to hear that you were taken in, Michael. Many people are. Perhaps
the only consolation is this expensive warning that at least you are able
to share with others. It will be interesting to find under what name these
Sleazoids eventually resurface. As for "gold standards", I only
trust C-3PO. AD |
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| Q
I
was extremely happy to see Threepio in AOTC completely built. You are definitely
one of my favorite characters in the series if not at the top of my listand
I'm so glad that Threepio is more of a character again! I also saw that
you played "Lt. Dannl Faytonni" in the film and was curious as
to who this was. I have seen it three times now and do not even know where
to look. Danniey Palliser |
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| A
Lft.
Faytonni is the whole reason for the car chase where Obi Wan and Anakin
pursue the gorgeous Zam to the nightclub. That's where Lft.F. hangs out
with two rather lovely girls in a blue uniform (Lft.F. not the girls, who
wear rather more revealing costumes). It is a pivotal moment in the script
when Lft. F. turns to survey the damage done by O.W.'s light sabre. Please
see the film again or go to Gallery 1 on this site for a quick close-up.
But, not top of your list? Oh well.
AD |
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| Q
In
that fine magazine "Star Wars Insider," you were quoted as saying
"I added in one line. I just turned a sentence around to give the character
somewhere to have come from." Now that we've all seen Episode II, I
am wondering which line was your creation? Bruce Green |
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A
Actually
there are one or two which GWL allowed me to play with. Possibly the one
I was referring to was me referring to Anakin being 'The Maker' and the
fact that I knew he would 'return' one day; two concepts that the Great
Ewok Inventor had created in the first place. There were others but modesty
forbids. It is his movie after all. |
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|
Q
What
a privilege it was to see you during Celebration II. I certainly have
a warm spot for C3-P0 and that spot only grew larger by actually getting
to meet you. I was watching The Making of Star Wars (1977) and wondered
if you are in the costume in public appearances as, for example, the footprints
in the cement and the documentary itself. Thank you for being one of a
kind! |
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| A
I
do hope the warm spot has cleared up by now. But I too greatly enjoyed being
at C II with all the thousands of fans that made it so worthwhile. Yes it
was I putting my footprints in the cement on a very hot day in Hollywood.
Later I came back as myself and added my name above Threepio's. Do you know
how difficult it is to write in cement, with thousands watching to see if
you can spell your name? (See one of the Wonder Columns for details).
I had rather less personal credit whilst shooting The Making Of Star
Wars. It took a week for me to film with the odd break whilst they interviewed
Carrie, Mark and Harrison. Obviously thinking I need the rest, they refused
to include an interview with me as me. They didn't want people to know that
Threepio isn't a real droid. Which of course he is! (You never know who
reads this stuff). I will admit that it felt somewhat curious to be personally
omitted from a documentary around a film in which I had, shall we say, a
small but shining role. Oh well. Anyway, one of a kind of what? AD |
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| Q
I have heard rumors through various prop building groups that you are bound
by contract not to give out your bodily dementions to anyone. Is this true?
If not would you disclose this information for those wanting to build replicas
of their favorite droid to place in their home dens? Keith Henry |
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| A
I assume you
mean "dimensions" although my sanity has clearly been in question
for some years. This is one of the more bizarre rumours I have heard, since
I can give my bodily "dimensions", and indeed my body, to whomever
I wish. Unfortunately there hasn't been too much take-up of the latter in
recent times. What is known as my vital statistics are 5' 8" and 38,
29, 35. Do you think I should do aPlayboy centre-fold? AD |
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| Q
C-3PO is the best SW Character!
I've seen his name spelled different way, like See-Threepio. Is there an
officially correct way of spelling it? FireAndFlamesFan@aol.com |
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| A
Well, you are
clearly a highly intelligent fan with excellent taste. C-3PO, See Threepio
or Threepio (to his friends) are officially correct. The abbreviated, 3PO,
is not acceptable in Lucasfilm material as the stylemasters can be really
picky.The same goes for R2, though he has always been abbreviated, or rather,
truncated. C-3PO, See Threepio or Threepio but not 3PO, would be delighted at your question, as he is a stickler for the correct mode of address, indeed the correct mode of everything - except perhaps for apple pie. But in real life I personally have been known to slip in the odd 3PO or 2. Real life? AD |
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| Q
I have been eagerly awaiting the release of Star Wars Galaxies, an MMORPG,
for months now. Are you planning to play? I'm sure you'd fit right in. You'd
even have the privilege of being n00bed by the NWW! After that you could
join us in the BMCC, previously the MNC, and talk to me, MJ12, and IWBMJ,
BS03, BDA, Malekh, ATD, BT, Sang, and everybody else! Jessie Yoder...ummm...Yoda.Elkhart, IN PpppSSs If you want to know what all the initials mean come on over to SWG! |
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| A
Huh? AD |
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| Q
You did a stunt in ESB (I'm pretty sure it was you...) when Han and Leia
are escaping from Hoth and Threepio is desperately trying to follow. That
must have been exhausting, especially when you're running up the ramp of
the Falcon (with restricted vision). It was great!! Any comments about that
scene? Yanick Cloutier, Montreal |
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| A
Yes, it was I
(see below and also WCs for comments re stunts). And thank you for appreciating
the effort I sometimes have to make on the inside, to make suit look interesting
on the outside. The real problem is that there is nowhere inside 3PO's (oops!)
chest for my chest to expand in order to keep my breath. This is especially
difficult in scenes that require some sort of exertion. Similarly, the legs
of the costume restrict any tensing of my calf muscles required, for instance
to climb the rather steep ramp of the Falcon. But since that wondrous vessel
was destroyed long ago on the back lot of Elstree Studios, that is not going
to be a problem ever again. The real problem Threepio had on that day on
Hoth, was that I had a slight hangover! AD |
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| Q
How many languages you really speak? For instance do you understand 'God
dag'? adam Bengtsson |
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| A
I can speak French and fake the odd word in Italian and Spanish. Doesn't
everyone! "God dag" I believe is Swedish for "good morning",
although in Australian (in which I am almost fluent) "dag" means
something entirely different, relating to the rear end of a sheep. One has
to be so careful! AD |
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